10 Things I Learned this Week, Edition 5

Posted by Gaurav On Tuesday, June 28, 2011 0 comments

So! I didn’t get a chance to visit Parakou this weekend. Instead, I spent Saturday in the market at Cotonou and Sunday at home. Although I don’t have a summary of my trip to Parakou, I still did learn a lot over this past week. Here is a list of 10:


      1.       The worst sound in the world is the wailing of a handful of baby goats tied together by their legs to the top of a car. It’s literally disturbing – especially since their cries almost sound human.
      
      2 .      One of the shops in the airport at Cotonou has a photoshopped picture of Bob Marley holding a bottle of their sexual potency product in hand. Last minute souvenirs anyone?
    
      3.        Being alone at the beach after dark is scary as hell, and extremely dangerous. All of Ouidah becomes a ghost town past 8pm because you can’t see two feet in front of you most places.
     
      4.       Some massive eggs can have double yolks in them!!!
      
      5.       The Beninois government deserves some credit – they put together this commercial stressing the importance of wearing a helmet when driving motos. I was genuinely impressed.
     
      6.       The kids at the orphanage often use their vacation from school to spend time away from the orphanage living either with extended family, or with a host family. 
      
      7.       The rainy season means you might have to stick with dirty clothes for a while if the weather is not being particularly helpful.
    
      8.       For Beninois to get a visiting visa to Canada, it is about 3x more expensive than the same visa for the US. Bizarre, considering Canada is a French speaking country.

      9.       The grain that I have for breakfast (no idea how to spell the name), is usually only 2 spoonfuls per full bowl because it is expanded by the water added.
     
     10.   When a restaurant in Benin has air conditioning, you’re paying for it in the price of your meal. 

The eggstreme ends of the size spectrum for chicken eggs.
That’s all for this week! I know there wasn’t too much cultural stuff in there – if I head to Parakou next weekend you will definitely see more of that. If you have any other comments or feedback, please leave it, peace!


Porto Novo

Posted by Gaurav On Friday, June 24, 2011 0 comments

This weekend I will be heading to Parakou, a city about 6 hours from the capital of Cotonou, in central Benin. Thinking about this last night, I realized that I still have not written about my trip to Porto Novo, 3 weekends ago. But, better late than never! Getting this trip down in ink would be a good idea because it’s probably been my most adventurous experience in Benin. You cna also expect a post about my time in Parakou when I get back as well :)


I travelled to Porto Novo with my buddy Stephen, who is doing a volunteer placement in Cotonou. On Saturday morning I headed down to Cotonou and then we caught a bus at the market going to Porto Novo. It is about an hour and a half long drive, and it’s really gorgeous because there are plenty of lagoons and stretches of open greenery on the way there. It was nice to just sit and chat with Stephen a bit, especially since we talked a lot about how different it is for us here than back home in Montreal. The ride was therapeutic for me, because there was finally someone who could relate to a lot of what I had been feeling.
Porto Novo is the official capital of Benin, but that designation is a little cloudy because the seat of government is Cotonou. All of the embassies are in Cotonou as well, but the official government buildings are in Porto Novo. It’s a smaller city of about 200,000 people compared to Cotonou’s 2 million. It’s generally considered to be a cleaner, nicer place than Cotonou as well. Since I was expecting that, I was kind of shocked by what we saw when we finally got there. It seemed just like Cotonou, except less crowded. However, I learned that I had to hold off judgement, because we had gotten off at the wrong stop and ended up on the outskirts of the city, rather than the downtown area. 

For our first sight, we decided to visit the Ethnographic Museum. Previously I had been to two museums in Ouidah, and this was by far the better experience, mostly because the guide spoke English. I learned a lot about Beninois culture and the voodoo religion. Pictures were strictly forbidden, but they had some really cool masks that used to be used in religious ceremonies for different purposes. Most masks were carved out of a single piece of wood. One such elaborately carved mask, about the size of a small projector style TV had a monkey bearing a terrifying facial expression carved into the surface. Once this mask was placed on an individual, that person had to die. The Fa of the community (the rough equivalent of an Oracle in ancient Greek tradition), would receive a message from God telling him who had to don the mask. There was a set up of a typical residence of a Fa, showing a tableau of figures participating in a Fa reading. Really cool stuff.
After the museum, we spent time wandering around downtown (we just stumbled upon it), checking out a church that we found and park at the heart of the city. One thing I noticed in Porto Novo was an abundance of mosques. I think we sighted at least 8, and this is a big change from largely Voodun Ouidah and Roman Catholic Cotonou.  About 20% of Benin’s population is Muslim, 50% Voodun, and 30% Christian (mostly Roman Catholic). 

After waiting about an hour and a half for an overpriced dinner, we headed to a hotel. We found, tracked, and murdered about 5 massive roaches in our room before going to bed, but the night was generally still quite paranoia filled and uncomfortable for me. Thankfully, we were outta there in the morning and back in the city. We consulted our list of sites to see and decided that it would be a good idea to visit the Songhai centre for stability, so we caught a couple motos going there.

I can honestly say that the Songhai centre is the most impressive infrastructure I have seen in Benin. The centre is a huge complex of housing, agricultural, and power generating buildings. The people who work on the farms and with the animals live in the complex. It creates its own power and so it sustains its own operation. There is a visitor’s centre with a restaurant selling food made exclusively from the produce of the centre, and the list goes on. Unfortunately, the centre was closed for Sunday, so we had to sneak in and didn’t benefit from a guide. 

We had some fruit at the restaurant but decided not to have lunch there and took off for this place supposedly close to the government buildings, Place Bayol, but it ended up being the same park we had visited the day before! Thankfully the moto drivers took a route that showed us where the government buildings could be found. After seeing the main government building, and the much less impressive others, we visited another park close by where we were delighted to find monkeys J We hung out there for a while and then took off to explore the city a bit more on foot. We had an awesome lunch at this roadside place, and got to see many brilliant mosques and churches. By the end of the day, we realized that we had stumbled upon every tourist site in the city, and then some! 

Tourism in Benin is not like it would tourism back home. To be honest, there’s not as much to see, just because the museums and similar tourist attractions are still quite underdeveloped. A lot of the older buildings have been destroyed or poorly maintained. Some of the best moments of the trip came just from walking through the city itself: I remember one time me and Stephen had to walk single file through a crowded market, and just taking in all the sights, sounds, and wide array of smells while being trapped so claustrophobically was such an experience. Since Porto Novo was quite small, all the sights were accessible by foot and so we didn’t have to take transportation from place to place, which just added to the experience. And finally, I ended up spending about 45 bucks on the whole trip. Not bad for a weekend away! 

Here I've included some pictures which will have to suffice until I take the time out to put a slideshow into this page with more pictures. :)
More coming soon!


Having Younger Siblings (Now with Contest)

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As the baby child in a family of six, I’ve never really understood what it meant to have younger or baby siblings. It’s something I’ll never experience fully, but living in a host family with 3 younger kids is the closest I think I’ll ever get to it. Forgive me if this is a bit of a boring post, but the dynamics of having younger siblings is so unique and interesting to me that I had to spend some time talking about this.


I get to observe how the baby always gets his way (now I understand why I was resented by my sisters), all the sibling infighting, and daily ups and downs first hand. Sometimes the patience of Yannick and Melissa when dealing with Aristotle amazes me – they will endure random abuse, hair pulling, and spitting as if it is nothing. Aristotle cries about everything and I often get so annoyed by him, but the next moment he will do something so adorable that all is forgotten.

So much is always expected out of Yannick and Melissa as well, and they seem to handle being pulled away from what they’re doing to go help their mom so well. Melissa a bit less, but to be fair she is younger than Yannick at 12 by about 3 years, at 8. Their relationship is so entertaining to observe. Yannick is a little too cool for Melissa, and is always jokingly asserting himself as the clear superior, which often results in hilarity when Melissa outdoes him. It is so interesting to note how much he changes when 17 year old Alberique is at home, to be in his favour! 
Being young - caption contest in the comments... winner gets a small souvenir!

Melissa and Yannick chase each other around the house, always playfully – I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen them fight. Aristotle no doubt joins in, never wanting to miss out on the fun. Right now Yannick is using the classic “run circles around a central object” method to avoid Melissa’s chase. I was a student of that style myself about 8 years ago, on the other side of the world... some things are universal. It makes me feel so nostalgic! 

Melissa and Yannick will have their moments where they team up to tease Aristotle as much as they can without making him cry – their method of exacting revenge on him always getting his way. I’m not gonna lie, it looks pretty fun. But it’s all in good spirits and all is forgiven by the time dinner rolls around... only to start again the next day! 

I can write so much on this subject, but I guess the point of it is that I miss being a kid. However, I have many memories of my own that I cherish and being able to life it again vicariously through this host family is satisfying enough for me, at least for now. Please leave comments! What’s your favourite childhood memory?


Let's Be Franc

Posted by Gaurav On Thursday, June 23, 2011 1 comments

A common theme throughout all of my posts has been perspective. Money is no different. In this post, I want to talk a bit about how I value the same amount of money so differently here than I would at home. This might be a common thing for those of you who had made trips to a country with a currency valued significantly less than your home currency. For me, this is a new occurrence.


The smallest coin of currency in Benin is the 5 FCFA coin (the equivalent of roughly 1 cent CAD). The bills start at 1000 FCFA and the largest bill is 10000 FCFA (the equivalent of roughly 20 dollars CAD). The fact that the largest bill in production is equivalent to our $20 bill speaks volumes about how much cheaper the cost of living is in Benin. In general, the trend is that everything except electronics is cheaper here than you would find in Canada. To illustrate this point: 700 FCFA is how much it costs to buy about 14 fresh pineapples at the local market, or scan one page of a document at the local cyber.

What does all of this mean for me, someone used to a whole different currency? I probably hadn’t eaten 14 pineapples total in my life before coming here, and I’ve never paid anything to use a scanner. Well first and foremost, the large numbers, and to a greater extent the fixed mindset of 100 cents in a dollar has led me to be stingier with my money here. I treat the 100 FCFA coin as if it had the worth of a dollar (I think that is how the locals treat it as well, at least from what my friend Stephen and I have deduced).

Now it might seem ironic, and downright cheap that I am shying from spending money here, especially given the economic situation of Benin and its people. However, I don’t know if I would be so protective of my money if it weren’t trying to be scammed from me every second! I take the same route to the orphanage every day and I still have taxi drivers trying to charge me double the normal price. As soon as you’re recognized as white, the price for everything (especially any souvenirs, etc) is hiked up about 4-5x higher than it normally is. Even though I enjoy bargaining, knowing that you’ll never get it down to the price a local would pay gets frustrating after a while.

The concept of change here is also very foreign. I’ve waited 10 minutes for change for a 2000 FCFA bill only to be told that they don’t have any, and that was at a bar and not a street vendor. I’m thoroughly convinced that there are more 100 FCFA coins in circulation than 50, 25, and 5 FCFA coins combined. Even in the rare event that they do have change, if the amount they owe you is reasonable (less than 200 FCFA), they will just pretend they don’t have any. You can ask a driver how much it costs to go somewhere, and they will often just avoid the question and request a ridiculously high amount after they drop you off. After a while, this constantly having to be on your guard really gets to you and just becomes second nature! Sometimes I lose myself in arguments about such small amounts of money that when I take a step back and think about what I’m actually arguing over in terms of Canadian money, I feel embarrassed. Of course not everyone is always trying to cheat me out of my money, but it happens often enough.

It is kinda pleasant seeing price labels and stuff occasionally at the supermarket. I’m sure when I get back to Canada, I will appreciate knowing that I’m charged the same price for a pastry at Tim Hortons as the customer before me a lot more than I have in the past. Here in Benin, you can forget about paying tax with a purchase. I wouldn’t mind paying taxes because the government would benefit a lot from revenue like that but because of the change issue, I think that would be a nightmare. And it’s not like it could be enforced anyway, with the majority of Benin’s businesses being street side or marketplace vendors without licenses to sell anything. Finally, when the vendors aren’t trying to take your money, they are significantly nicer and more polite than the majority of cashiers you’d find in Canada. They always take out a bit of time to chat and I just find that buying stuff here is much more memorable because of that interaction. 

When all is said and done, after I put this post up at the cyber I’ll probably stop someone carrying a tray of pineapples on their head, pay them 50 FCFA (or about 10 cents Canadian) and watch as they peel the pineapple for me so I can eat it fresh, holding it like corn on the cob.  Now that’s customer service you can’t get at Tim Hortons.   


Dix choses que j’ai appris cette semaine : édition 4.

Posted by Gaurav On Monday, June 20, 2011 0 comments

           Finalement, après une telle attente, je suis prêt donner vous ma première affiche en la belle langue de Français. Je connais il y aura beaucoup des erreurs, mais quand même, il n’y a pas mal en essayant. Si vous voir quelque erreurs flagrant, n’hésitez pas me dire dans les commentaires. 


1.       Il y a une 250 pièce de monnaie. C’est bizarre que je n’aie pas vu l’avant, considérer que j’aie été au Bénin pour plus qu’un mois.       

2.       « Aller à la plage » vraiment signifie, « Épiler sable de votre chevelu pour les 3 jours suivantes ». Et mes chevaux sont 1 cm long.

3.       Le marché, et presque tout en Cotonou ne va pas dimanche à cause de le présence religieux dans la cité. J’ai appris cet à propos un dimanche trop retard.  

4.       Bien que « Amélie » peut-être un gagnant Oscar, le n’est pas un film pour famille. Et l’est bizarre. Encore, j’ai appris ça par le difficile chemin.

5.       Alberique étudie des informatiques. Tout ça temps j’ai pensé il était étudier gestion… mon français devais vraiment mal !

6.       Mon ami au cyber (il a 10 ans), trouve mon photo sur Facebook être « super funny ». Merci mec… je suis en train de prendre ça comme un complément.

7.       « Tu as faire un peu ? » n’est pas vraiment une expression français, à vrai dire, c’est un résultat de la directe traduction de la même expression en Fon, la langue locale.

8.       Le jeu de dames est plus lourd en stratégie que j’ai pensée.

Un autre type de nourriture durée, le termite volant
   9.       Mange les épis des mais, peut te donner un mal de tête. Oui, c’est aussi duré.

  10.   Vous saviez ça était venir : écrire en français est un casse-pied !




Je sais j’ai dit il y aurait deux affiches aujourd’hui mais à part du fait que personne ne se souci, honnête, écrire un affiche en français est assez pour moi ! Jusqu’à la prochaine fois !